The very real story of the chicken who squawked a lot.

The very real story of the chicken who squawked a lot.

Status: Complete and in need of illustrations before publication

Synopsis:

Part of a proposed series of ‘Very real Stories’. Books for people of all ages. See also ‘The very real story of the very, very Old Dude’.

Story.

Seven chickens were tied upside down on a bike on the way to the market.
One of the chickens started to squawk and squawk and squawk.
“You’re giving me a headache,” said the man riding the bike. “If you don’t shut up, I’ll chop your head off first!”
But what the chicken was really trying to say was,
“Watch out for that bus!”

Released from the upside down death sentence of the bike, the chicken came across a man with a devious smile.
“Squawk squawk squawk!” yelled the chicken.
“Quiet you!  Or this woman will catch me stealing her bag!”
But what the chicken was really trying to say was,
“Watch out for that policeman!”

…more of this story on request. If you are an illustrator interested in adding the illustrations to this, please contact me.

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